3 - CP - COSA>PEIM

One might reasonably ask: How can your most important desire be yapping? Since you actually need to know what to yap about in the first place. Well, for 3s the answer is quite obvious. Convincing the people to take on the same emotional state that they currently have. If 3s are happy for whatever reason, and you are sad, then they will try to make you happy. If you are happy and your friend 3 had a bad dinner, you'd better run away. 

Alternatively, they can talk about what they think the world is, usually, they have some system by which they operate, something like astrology or Christianity, but astrology is better since it is not as metaphysical. (Jokes about astrology are just beginning, brace). Just like 2s, they care about their status in society, but arguably even more so, because it is hard to take someone seriously if they are constantly yapping, so first stating that they are a director™ and then yapping helps. When in a new company or around people who do not care/know about status, they usually make a mega-serious face (Think Kamala). Usually, that desire for status, along with exceptional communication skills, helps them achieve great things, and they do, in fact, achieve some sort of position with higher pay. They spend money on physical pleasure and a higher status.

3s believe that the primary cause for emotions is physical pleasure, so when you are sad, they will try to cheer you up with food, for example (if 3s themselves are happy, that is). They want to make their life physically pleasant, so usually they eat a lot, especially when they are sad for whatever reason. As you might expect, that makes them physically large, but I wouldn’t say that they suffer from it psychologically, and usually, there are no adverse health effects. There is one matter that is quite hard for me to joke about when it relates to 3s, and that is how many single mothers there are among them. The desire to be a part of the system drives them to get married and/or have lots of sex, and they like children, so usually they go through with the pregnancy. Unfortunately, people who want sex, mostly aren’t going to be there for the children, like 3s will.

They like to say things that sound smart and profound but do not make sense in reality (again, think about the significance of the passage of time). They like weird and smart people (same difference) and want to be like them, and their love for learning usually helps them quite a bit, but they don’t understand the information they acquire. But when called out on it, they don’t mind learning a bit more.